Moltey's Madness: my speech

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Moltey's Madness: the original quotes

1. I am filled with surprises.
2. I am not alone. I am an entire army in myself.
3. The rocks in my rock garden were all white. But all have blackened.
4. Pilgrims are attacking me with laughter.
5. If gypsies had a soul, it would go away.
6. I am finding my way home on a zebra.
7. I am trapped in a cactus plantation.
8. Knowing how to work hard is one of life's great mysteries.
9. Silences teach us about ourselves. What did I learn? That I am in fact, Robin Hood.
10. Time to wage all sorts of wars. Need to locate artillery.
11. This isn't the local supermarket. This is China Town.
12. I fold it in half. I fold it in half again, again and again until it can be folded in half no more.
13. Can't be all my fault... I am not a bastard.
14. Here's an idea: glow in the dark candy, so that you can eat it in the dark.
15. If I you reach inside me, you will find nothing. I am all exterior, no interior.
16. But... nonsense doesn't mean it doesn't make sense.
17. Zinc roofs attract rats. I have a problem. Must welcome the rat catcher.
18. They say I do not make sense. You wonder who they are? The vast majority.
19. I am my own carnival.
20. All corridors (except infinitely long and circular ones) end in walls.
21. I have created a skull and put it on my head. Now, I am glowing lantern.
22. You know what? You are a one-eyed bomb. You wink before you explode.
23. We should go hunt fish at night. With a flashlight of course.
24. The trumpeter is a fat little man. All he does is blow his breath into the trumpet. We should call him some more horrid names.
25. The wind is in the clouds. A bucket of paint is falling down. A path appears. Now I can answer any question!
26. Oh look, a door. When I see such a thing, I have a great urge to open it. And walk inside. It brings me joy.
27. I am akin to a basket - I weave into myself.
28. I am gonna hire some skeletons to go haunt you.
29. Nowadays, everyone is British.
30. You are in a meadow. Surrounded by raindrops. High voltage everywhere. The world doesn't know such a place.
31. You look at the sky with hope. All you get in return is snow in your face.
32. I am not a crop farmer and you are not a crop farmer. What are we doing here?
33. I feel like a laser. I point into the future.
34. Face appears, crowd follows, riot starts. Safety is in the words.
35. If I was born a spaceship, I'd rise to such heights, that even the stars would be below me.
36. Today, I learned that Canada is a democratic country so they should pay me to do whatever I want.
37. If the Earth would fall under my feet, I would not take notice.
38. I am a magical flashlight.
39. If there is wood to be chopped, the one to chop it should be me!
40. Stones cannot be silenced. They speak forever.
41. Today, I have bathed in luck and fought off the inconspicuous evil.
42. I learned that angels are very close to me.
43. I am a catcher of musical moments.
44. You are as herbal as tea.
45. I whisper to flowers and tell them to grow.
46. Storms are a happy event. They are a symphony of raindrops.
47. My voice echos everywhere as if I am standing in a room full of mirrors.
48. My meddling fingers make patterns everywhere.
49. From the distance of two feet, you are indistinguishable from a briefcase.
50. I am a MoLT, a MoLT with a BoLT, he dangerous, this MoLT?
    
    
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51. Fat people deserve to live in storage and only walk out on Christmas day.
52. I am rapidly becoming someone else.
53. I can become a plastic cannon on demand. Or even two plastic cannons.
54. Everyone is screaming. Must cross them out. Die all!
55. So bright outside. Light just begs to come in your eyes. You would think the light rays are bending just to make you miserable.
56. A statue is forever dressed in granite.
57. Don't talk to strangers, especially ones you don't know.
58. My brick soul will soon be built into everyone's home.
59. Maybe I should start my own fire department. Imagine me a firefighter. Actually, I am closer to a firelighter.
60. When I will turn myself into a block of wood, people will build furniture out of me.
61. Yesterday, there was a five-minute commercial break in my dream.
62. I like darkness. Stuff which happens outside bores me. Better not to see it.
63. I have completely dissolved myself into the background. Am hidden forever now.
64. I must find agreement between myself and... no one else.
65. There was no rain and suddenly there was a lot of it. Luckily, all the windows were closed.
66. An invisible army approaching. They are masked. And cloaked. And booted.
67. A broom is falling. Must duck. No ducks to be found anywhere. Sadly, they are all extinct.
68. If there was a mispelling, it must have flew away when I raised my hand.
69. If it weren't for zigzags, people would walk in straight lines.
70. The sky is the ground for those who walk on it.
71. Imagine me a hero? I look so great on a horse, don't I?
72. I created the world and put myself in it.
73. Pharmacists live like kings with all those drugs.
74. I am dancing and the world is spinning.
75. Maps have no use to me. I will change the world to my liking.
76. Soon I will come. All fish shall be diversified.
77. The fish have teeth. The ocean floor is a graveyard. Only the damned venture waters. And damned I am.
78. I am surely a better reader than you are a writer.
79. Everyone who you can point at is a freak, but it is rude to point at Moltey.
80. If I cared what you thought, I would listen.
81. I don't know the first thing about Latin, except that it is spoken in Latin America.
82. I sit with birds and we have lunch. They share with me various pieces of food they find.
83. Sometimes I arm myself with a leg. Whack.
84. Don't mention idiots by name, they are not worth of being remembered.
85. You don't respond to my enthusiasm? You must be bitterness itself.
86. I donated all my weight to a bank. Now, I am weightless.
87. I understood that there was nothing under me and I fell.
88. I am so regular, that if you pick me out of a line of five people and a briefcase, you would choose the briefcase.
89. I lost all my moments of clarity and became a dream machine.
90. My expectations were low, but they were exceeded.
91. Wolf's den is so far North, even the North Pole isn't that North.
92. Cities above permafrost are enchanted with snow all year round.
93. I was rearranged and became a shuffled soul.
94. You never stood up for anything and became nothing.
95. To rise, one needs to welcome the elevator.
96. From my heights, I look down at the stars.
97. If you think I am mad, know this: I did it to myself.
98. There might be a method to my madness. Eventually.
99. I am my own silhouette.
100. I exceeded myself and the universe crashed.
     
     
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101. I am the servant of all things mechanical.
102. To avoid spoiling myself, I let others spoil me.
103. It feels like I sold my soul to the devil to enter this paradise. But one soul is not enough, probably I had to sell other people's souls as well.
104. What was once a simple odd man became a man at odds.
105. They are what they appear, not who they claim to be.
106. Everyone is drunk, the green is rising, the sky is honey and I make even less sense these days.
107. Your kind of people have influenced my kind of people. Now we are all perverted.
108. The more I look at it, the more I don't see it.
109. Trouble causes itself. I just happen to be there when it happens.
110. I have reformed myself. Now I am back to my usual beautiful self, but in brighter colours.
111. I want to grow up to be a tree.
112. The dark is also scary. It bit me.
113. Now, Moltey has become friends with the foot.
114. Today, I did beauty to the beast.
115. Did I just humiliate myself like you humiliate yourself?
116. This depends on who you are. Are you me?
117. When I face the mirror, I see my back.