Moltey's Madness

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1. I am filled with surprises.
2. I am not alone. I am an entire army in myself.
3. The rocks in my rock garden were all white. But all have blackened.
4. Pilgrims are attacking me with laughter.
5. If gypsies had a soul, it wold go away.
6. I am finding my way home on a zebra.
7. I am trapped in a cactus plantation.
8. Look, its raining. Problem is, there is no fish.
9. Knowing how to work hard is one of life's great mysteries.
10. I emerge... triumphant!
11. Its me... a gnome. Have you ever met a gnome before? No? I am 1st.
12. You can't believe in anything. Everything changes. Forests get chopped down, skyscrapers rise, aliens come... trust me, evil knows no boundaries.
13. Silences teach us about ourselves. What did I learn? That I am in fact, Robin Hood.
14. Time to wage all sorts of wars. Need to locate artillery.
15. This isn't the local supermarket. This is China town.
16. I fold it in half. I fold it in half again, again and again until I can be folded in half no more.
17. Can't be all my fault... I am not a bastard.
18. Tell me, what kind of idiot am I to fly balloons?
19. You are American from the state of Iowa? Never do tourists visit you, no one takes picture of you, no elephants here! Just dozens of empty inns.
20. Here's an idea: glow in the dark candy, so that you can eat it in the dark.
21. If I you reach inside me, you will find nothing. I am all exterior, no interior.
22. But... nonsense doesn't mean it doesn't make sense.
23. There is a method to my madness.
24. Below Vancouver are the sewers. Below that - a massive underground village. Below that - a graveyard. Thats where you live. Its a long way to say that you live in hell.
25. Zinc roofs attract rats. I have a problem. Must welcome the rat catcher.
26. Virtuous arrowpoint. Three throats. Time to run the streets. The green is rising. I make even less sense these days.
27. Where is that guy? The one who spends most of his time in grass with strange looking flowers. He should be made into vines and then made a writhe out of.
28. They say I do not make sense. You wonder who they are? The vast majority.
29. I am my own carnival.
30. All corridors (except infinitely long and circular ones) end in walls.
31. I have created a skull and put it on my head. Now, I am glowing lantern.
32. You know what? You are a one-eyed bomb. You wink before you explode.
33. We should go hunt fish at night. With a flashlight of course.
34. The trumpeter is a fat little man. All he does is blow his breath into the trumpet. We should call him some more horrid names.
35. The wind is in the clouds. A bucket of paint is falling down. A path appears. Now I can answer any question!
36. I am just mad. I have maddened myself. I built boats now. I am a dockworker.
37. Oh look, a door. When I see such a thing, I have a great urge to open it. And walk inside. It brings me joy.
38. I am akin to a basket - I weave into myself.
39. I am gonna hire some skeletons to go haunt you.
40. Sometimes I wonder whether you are a giant alien. You might think I am crazy, for you are not a giant and don't look like an alien, but all can be explained.
41. The people are mad, mad I tells you. At first, I didn't believe, I objected, but later found them to be mad.
42. Nowadays, everyone is British.
43. You are in a meadow. Surrounded by raindrops. High voltage everywhere. The world doesn't know such a place.
44. You look at the sky with hope. All you get in return is snow in your face.
45. Sixth floor. Everyone's favourite building. What lies below is dead.
46. I have come back to claim total glory. Total domination over my suboordinates.
47. I am not a crop farmer and you are not a crop farmer. What are we doing here?
48. You are the shallow snow. Slippery and dangerous. Also mixed with mud and ran over by cars dozens of times.
49. I feel like a laser. I point into the future.
50. Face appears, crowd follows, riot starts. Safety is in the words.
51. I said "Come to me children". And the children did come. And they said "Hooray".
52. Today, I learned that Canada is a democratic country so they should pay me to do whatever I want.
53. Oh look, a hot air balloon! Can it be trumped by... a trump card?
54. The Earth could just fall under my feet, I will not take notice.
55. When the signal comes, I fly up and disperse. From up there, I see magical figures and fires.
56. I am a magical flashlight.
57. If there is wood to be chopped, the one to chop it should be me!
58. Stones cannot be silenced. They speak forever.
59. Soon I will come. All fish shall be diversified.
60. Today, I have bathed in luck and fought off the inconspicuous evil.
61. I learned that angels are very close to me.
62. Why must I be grey everyday?
63. I am a catcher of musical moments.
64. You are as herbal as tea.
65. I whisper to flowers and tell them to grow.
66. A lot of shiny items may be hidden under an old man's beard.
67. Storms are a happy event. They are a symphony of raindrops.
68. My voice echos everywhere as if I am standing in a room full of mirrors.
69. My meddling fingers make patterns everywhere.
70. From the distance of two feet, you are indistinguishable from a briefcase.
71. I like darkness. Stuff which happens outside bores me. Better not to see it.
72. Fat people deserve to live in storage and only walk out on Christmas day.
73. I am rapidly becoming someone else.
74. I can become a plastic cannon on demand. Or even two plastic cannons.
75. I shall soon convince myself that anything is possible. But for now, it isn't.
76. Everyone is screaming. Must cross them out. Die all!
77. So bright outside. Light just begs to come in your eyes. You would think the light rays are bending just to make you miserable.
78. A statue is forever dressed in granite.
79. Don't talk to strangers, especially ones you don't know.
80. Your brick soul will soon be built into everyone's home.
81. Maybe I should start my own fire department. Imagine me a firefighter. Actually, I am closer to a firelighter.
82. When I will turn myself into a block of wood, people will build furniture out of me.
83. Yesterday, there was a five-minute commercial break in my dream.
84. I have completely dissolved myself into the background. Am hidden forever now.
85. I must find agreement between myself and... no one else.
86. There was no rain and suddenly there was a lot of it. Luckily, all the windows were closed.
87. A broom is falling. Must duck. No ducks to be found anywhere. Sadly, they are all extinct.
88. You deserve to be put in a cannon and shot into a wall.
89. I drink water out of green cups. They make it taste better. Well maybe, it is because I add honey.
90. Covered by darkness, do I rob the grocery stores (of their groceries).
91. If it weren't for zigzags, people would walk in straight lines.
92. The sky is the ground for those who walk on it.
93. Imagine me a hero? I look so great on a horse, don't I?
94. I created the world and put myself in it.
95. Pharmacists live like kings with all those drugs.
96. I am dancing and the world is spinning.
97. Maps have no use to me. I will change the world to my liking.
98. If I was born a spaceship, I'd rise to such heights, that even the stars would be below me.
99. Don't mention idiots by name, they are not worth of being remembered.
100. I am a MoLT, a MoLT with a BoLT, he dangerous, this MoLT?