Moltey's Madness: explanations

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Warning: Below are given some interpretations of some of the quotes. By no means, they are the only interpretations that I have in mind; and you are free to find different interpretations from the ones given.
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Moltey's Madness: the original quotes

1. I am filled with surprises.
   I often surprise myself.
2. I am not alone. I am an entire army in myself.
   I am never lonely.
3. The rocks in my rock garden were all white. But all have blackened.
   Things have taken a turn for the worse.
4. Pilgrims are attacking me with laughter.
   They are laughing at my expense.
5. If gypsies had a soul, it would go away.
   Contrary to what some people say, gypsies aren't cool.
6. I am finding my way home on a zebra.
   I am attempting to understand myself.
7. I am trapped in a cactus plantation.
8. Knowing how to work hard is one of life's great mysteries.
   Many people work "hard" but with little benefit.
9. Silences teach us about ourselves. What did I learn? That I am in fact, Robin Hood.
10. Time to wage all sorts of wars. Need to locate artillery.
11. This isn't the local supermarket. This is China Town.
    This place is much more exciting than what you have in mind.
12. I fold it in half. I fold it in half again, again and again until it can be folded in half no more.
    I read the news thoroughly.
13. Can't be all my fault... I am not a bastard.
14. Here's an idea: glow in the dark candy, so that you can eat it in the dark.
15. If I you reach inside me, you will find nothing. I am all exterior, no interior.
    I am here, now, with you, in all my capacity.
16. But... nonsense doesn't mean it doesn't make sense.
17. Zinc roofs attract rats. I have a problem. Must welcome the rat catcher.
    Realizing that I have problem, I come up with a solution.
18. They say I do not make sense. You wonder who they are? The vast majority.
19. I am my own carnival.
    I can entertain myself when necessary.
20. All corridors (except infinitely long and circular ones) end in walls.
21. I have created a skull and put it on my head. Now, I am glowing lantern.
22. You know what? You are a one-eyed bomb. You wink before you explode.
23. We should go hunt fish at night. With a flashlight of course.
    How else would go hunt fish at night?
24. The trumpeter is a fat little man. All he does is blow his breath into the trumpet. We should call him some more horrid names.
25. The wind is in the clouds. A bucket of paint is falling down. A path appears. Now I can answer any question!
    I feel so excited, I can say just about anything.
26. Oh look, a door. When I see such a thing, I have a great urge to open it. And walk inside. It brings me joy.
    I like trying new things.
27. I am akin to a basket - I weave into myself.
28. I am gonna hire some skeletons to go haunt you.
29. Nowadays, everyone is British.
30. You are in a meadow. Surrounded by raindrops. High voltage everywhere. The world doesn't know such a place.
    You are living in a fantasy world.
31. You look at the sky with hope. All you get in return is snow in your face.
32. I am not a crop farmer and you are not a crop farmer. What are we doing here?
    Did we get off at the wrong bus stop or something? This simply doesn't look like where we are going.
33. I feel like a laser. I point into the future.
34. Face appears, crowd follows, riot starts. Safety is in the words.
35. If I was born a spaceship, I'd rise to such heights, that even the stars would be below me.
    If I had all the powers, I would be god.
36. Today, I learned that Canada is a democratic country so they should pay me to do whatever I want.
37. If the Earth would fall under my feet, I would not take notice.
    I am supported by my ideas and random disasters won't undo them.
38. I am a magical flashlight.
39. If there is wood to be chopped, the one to chop it should be me!
    If there is something cool to do, I should do it.
40. Stones cannot be silenced. They speak forever.
41. Today, I have bathed in luck and fought off the inconspicuous evil.
    Today, I did something really great.
42. I learned that angels are very close to me.
    I am very lucky, sometimes.
43. I am a catcher of musical moments.
44. You are as herbal as tea.
45. I whisper to flowers and tell them to grow.
    Well, why else would they grow?
46. Storms are a happy event. They are a symphony of raindrops.
    Who says storms are scary?
47. My voice echos everywhere as if I am standing in a room full of mirrors.
48. My meddling fingers make patterns everywhere.
    My hands change what they touch.
49. From the distance of two feet, you are indistinguishable from a briefcase.
    You bore me.
50. I am a MoLT, a MoLT with a BoLT, he dangerous, this MoLT?
    Are you afraid of a MoLT with a BoLT which delivered a JoLT of one VoLT?
    
    
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51. Fat people deserve to live in storage and only walk out on Christmas day.
    Everyone should enjoy Christmas.
52. I am rapidly becoming someone else.
    I am always changing.
53. I can become a plastic cannon on demand. Or even two plastic cannons.
    Who says I can't be two different things? Or two same things?
54. Everyone is screaming. Must cross them out. Die all!
    Shut up!
55. So bright outside. Light just begs to come in your eyes. You would think the light rays are bending just to make you miserable.
56. A statue is forever dressed in granite.
    A statue is a moment frozen in time, never to change.
57. Don't talk to strangers, especially ones you don't know.
58. My brick soul will soon be built into everyone's home.
59. Maybe I should start my own fire department. Imagine me a firefighter. Actually, I am closer to a firelighter.
60. When I will turn myself into a block of wood, people will build furniture out of me.
    When I become famous, people will listen to me.
61. Yesterday, there was a five-minute commercial break in my dream.
62. I like darkness. Stuff which happens outside bores me. Better not to see it.
    Better to avoid distractions.
63. I have completely dissolved myself into the background. Am hidden forever now.
    Nobody listens to me, so I stopped talking.
64. I must find agreement between myself and... no one else.
    I don't need the acceptance of others.
65. There was no rain and suddenly there was a lot of it. Luckily, all the windows were closed.
    Precautions have been taken and they have worked.
66. An invisible army approaching. They are masked. And cloaked. And booted.
67. A broom is falling. Must duck. No ducks to be found anywhere. Sadly, they are all extinct.
    I am panicking when disaster is certain.
68. If there was a mispelling, it must have flew away when I raised my hand.
    If there was a spelling error, the page would be updated, and the error will be gone.
69. If it weren't for zigzags, people would walk in straight lines.
70. The sky is the ground for those who walk on it.
    For those who try something daring, anything is possible.
71. Imagine me a hero? I look so great on a horse, don't I?
    I am beautiful, no?
72. I created the world and put myself in it.
73. Pharmacists live like kings with all those drugs.
74. I am dancing and the world is spinning.
    Everything is going great.
75. Maps have no use to me. I will change the world to my liking.
    The world does not exist in the past, it is changing now.
76. Soon I will come. All fish shall be diversified.
    When I come, everything will be done right.
77. The fish have teeth. The ocean floor is a graveyard. Only the damned venture waters. And damned I am.
78. I am surely a better reader than you are a writer.
    The textbook is badly written.
79. Everyone who you can point at is a freak, but it is rude to point at Moltey.
80. If I cared what you thought, I would listen.
    You lack original opinions.
81. I don't know the first thing about Latin, except that it is spoken in Latin America.
82. I sit with birds and we have lunch. They share with me various pieces of food they find.
83. Sometimes I arm myself with a leg. Whack.
    Legs are arms too.
84. Don't mention idiots by name, they are not worth of being remembered.
85. You don't respond to my enthusiasm? You must be bitterness itself.
86. I donated all my weight to a bank. Now, I am weightless.
    Try replacing "weight" with "guilt" or anything else.
87. I understood that there was nothing under me and I fell.
    I realized that my arguments were unfounded.
88. I am so regular, that if you pick me out of a line of five people and a briefcase, you would choose the briefcase.
    I am more regular than you might think.
89. I lost all my moments of clarity and became a dream machine.
    I fell asleep.
90. My expectations were low, but they were exceeded.
    When I expected someone to screw up, but they did a reasonable job.
91. Wolf's den is so far North, even the North Pole isn't that North.
    A place unbelievably cold and remote.
92. Cities above permafrost are enchanted with snow all year round.
93. I was rearranged and became a shuffled soul.
    I had a definite purpose, but now I just do what I want.
94. You never stood up for anything and became nothing.
    Stand up for what you believe in.
95. To rise, one needs to welcome the elevator.
    To improve, one needs to do something.
96. From my heights, I look down at the stars.
97. If you think I am mad, know this: I did it to myself.
    I am of my own making; I choose what I become.
98. There might be a method to my madness. Eventually.
    Until then, I will just speak my mind.
99. I am my own silhouette.
    I can put myself in a calm, thoughtful state.
100. I exceeded myself and the universe crashed.
     I exceeded my wildest expectations in the most terrific way.
     
     
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101. I am the servant of all things mechanical.
102. To avoid spoiling myself, I let others spoil me.
     I let others buy me gifts.
103. It feels like I sold my soul to the devil to enter this paradise. But one soul is not enough, probably I had to sell other people's souls as well.
     What have I done to deserve such life?
104. What was once a simple odd man became a man at odds.
105. They are what they appear, not who they claim to be.
     If they tell you they are friendly people, but they look like thugs, better run.
106. Everyone is drunk, the green is rising, the sky is honey and I make even less sense these days.
     I've gone completely mad.
107. Your kind of people have influenced my kind of people. Now we are all perverted.
     Mathematicians in my field use results of your perverted field.
108. The more I look at it, the more I don't see it.
     I had a great idea, but every second, it seems less likely to work.
109. Trouble causes itself. I just happen to be there when it happens.
110. I have reformed myself. Now I am back to my usual beautiful self, but in brighter colours.
     I returned to what I do best, and now I do it better.
111. I want to grow up to be a tree.
112. The dark is also scary. It bit me.
113. Now, Moltey has become friends with the foot.
     I like walking.
114. Today, I did beauty to the beast.
     I did justice to some monster, i.e solved a problem.
115. Did I just humiliate myself like you humiliate yourself?
     Did I just lose to a total loser?
116. Depends on who you are. Are you me?
117. When I face the mirror, I see my back.
     I am totally messed up.
118. Anger is perfection.
     An angry person sees wrongs and seeks to correct them. Perfection is not about being perfect, its about improvement.
119. What was once nothing... will soon become everything.